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"":" (DOM not ready)"));return this;}return this.each(function(){var opts=handleArguments(this,options,arg2);if(opts===false){return;}opts.updateActivePagerLink=opts.updateActivePagerLink||$.fn.cycle.updateActivePagerLink;if(this.cycleTimeout){clearTimeout(this.cycleTimeout);}this.cycleTimeout=this.cyclePause=0;var $cont=$(this);var $slides=opts.slideExpr?$(opts.slideExpr,this):$cont.children();var els=$slides.get();if(els.length<2){log("terminating; too few slides: "+els.length);return;}var opts2=buildOptions($cont,$slides,els,opts,o);if(opts2===false){return;}var startTime=opts2.continuous?10:getTimeout(els[opts2.currSlide],els[opts2.nextSlide],opts2,!opts2.rev);if(startTime){startTime+=(opts2.delay||0);if(startTime<10){startTime=10;}debug("first timeout: "+startTime);this.cycleTimeout=setTimeout(function(){go(els,opts2,0,(!opts2.rev&&!opts.backwards));},startTime);}});};function handleArguments(cont,options,arg2){if(cont.cycleStop==undefined){cont.cycleStop=0;}if(options===undefined||options===null){options={};}if(options.constructor==String){switch(options){case"destroy":case"stop":var opts=$(cont).data("cycle.opts");if(!opts){return false;}cont.cycleStop++;if(cont.cycleTimeout){clearTimeout(cont.cycleTimeout);}cont.cycleTimeout=0;$(cont).removeData("cycle.opts");if(options=="destroy"){destroy(opts);}return false;case"toggle":cont.cyclePause=(cont.cyclePause===1)?0:1;checkInstantResume(cont.cyclePause,arg2,cont);return false;case"pause":cont.cyclePause=1;return false;case"resume":cont.cyclePause=0;checkInstantResume(false,arg2,cont);return false;case"prev":case"next":var opts=$(cont).data("cycle.opts");if(!opts){log('options not found, "prev/next" ignored');return false;}$.fn.cycle[options](opts);return false;default:options={fx:options};}return options;}else{if(options.constructor==Number){var num=options;options=$(cont).data("cycle.opts");if(!options){log("options not found, can not advance slide");return false;}if(num<0||num>=options.elements.length){log("invalid slide index: "+num);return false;}options.nextSlide=num;if(cont.cycleTimeout){clearTimeout(cont.cycleTimeout);cont.cycleTimeout=0;}if(typeof arg2=="string"){options.oneTimeFx=arg2;}go(options.elements,options,1,num>=options.currSlide);return false;}}return options;function checkInstantResume(isPaused,arg2,cont){if(!isPaused&&arg2===true){var options=$(cont).data("cycle.opts");if(!options){log("options not found, can not resume");return false;}if(cont.cycleTimeout){clearTimeout(cont.cycleTimeout);cont.cycleTimeout=0;}go(options.elements,options,1,(!opts.rev&&!opts.backwards));}}}function removeFilter(el,opts){if(!$.support.opacity&&opts.cleartype&&el.style.filter){try{el.style.removeAttribute("filter");}catch(smother){}}}function destroy(opts){if(opts.next){$(opts.next).unbind(opts.prevNextEvent);}if(opts.prev){$(opts.prev).unbind(opts.prevNextEvent);}if(opts.pager||opts.pagerAnchorBuilder){$.each(opts.pagerAnchors||[],function(){this.unbind().remove();});}opts.pagerAnchors=null;if(opts.destroy){opts.destroy(opts);}}function buildOptions($cont,$slides,els,options,o){var opts=$.extend({},$.fn.cycle.defaults,options||{},$.metadata?$cont.metadata():$.meta?$cont.data():{});if(opts.autostop){opts.countdown=opts.autostopCount||els.length;}var cont=$cont[0];$cont.data("cycle.opts",opts);opts.$cont=$cont;opts.stopCount=cont.cycleStop;opts.elements=els;opts.before=opts.before?[opts.before]:[];opts.after=opts.after? font-size: 90%; margin: 0; font: 11px arial; width: 249px; } cleartypeNoBg: true Incluso mi abuela me envi una tarjeta de San Valentn. 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