Fun at parties! Well actually it was just this really hot apartment in Queens, where the doors locked from the outside. (exits), BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE INVISIBLE WHEN YOU'RE ME, I VANISHED LIKE A CLOUD OF DIRTY HIPSTER VAPE, LYDIA: By the time you read this I, Lydia Deetz, will be gone there's nothing for me here I'm alone, forsaken, invisible. WebBeetlejuice Signed Film Movie Screenplay Script X4 Autograph Michael Keaton Alec Baldwin Geena Davis Winona Ryder signature classic 80's. Barbara, the pig! ADAM: Okay, that Wasn't as much fun as I thought it'd be ADAM: We are not kombucha people. Delia remodels just about every aspect of the house, and the two of them also risk their lives dealing with ghosts and nearly lose their daughter to Betelgeuse's wedding scheme. And its not fair, you know? Itty bitty price, more of a favor really. You! ADAM: So he sent little Howard the third, and long story short, I got the last bottle of Manchurian Tung oil! CHARLES: Thats insane, shes not(BEETLEJUICE uses his powers to shut up CHARLES. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, not so fast Mr. Soulbox. https://www.scripts.com/script.php?id=beetlejuice_274&p=10, https://www.scripts.com/script/beetlejuice_274. BARBARA: We are! BARBARA: We're ghosts, damn it! But together, well make him see! Originality. Up the stairs! LYDIA: Yeah, you said Stop acting so weird, I need this job., DELIA: No! Its less. LYDIA: Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with. Barbara, put her there now put her here, OWWWWW! They can never take it away! endobj There's not much that can be done against an apparently immortal spirit. LYDIA: (to CHARLES.) Jesus Christ, why do you gotta be so sexy? ADAM: I didnt think it was that weak! LYDIA: Hey Maybe we can help each other. Oh god, Im so worried now. Oh my god! And I never got the chance to use them while I was alive. Well that was a soliloquy, so you're the one who's being rude. Shes always like Get a job! or Why is your hair purple? or I shouldve left, like your father. The point is, Maybe we can help each other out, DON'T YOU WANT A PAL? And also, I dont model anymore. ADAM: Oh! That means its working! Look at you. WebLyrics: Beetlejuice- wedding scene beetlejuice AnniC_BS BJ:Everything seemsto be back to normal. Seemingly the only way for him to get out and stretch his legs is for someone to repeat his name three times in a row. LYDIA: It's like I told you, Dad: This house is haunted and the ghosts who live here want you out! When Adam and Barbara first attempt to leave their home, they find themselves in a large desert-like space that Betelgeuse himself later refers to as Saturn. I love old books. Thats why Ive been trying so hard to build a new one. The happiness is completely gone, and that just makes me really sad. Were not like you! 8 0 obj We used to make the haunted houses in the garage, but, in the summer so no one expected it. And Im still here! From the top of the house to the bottom. At the end of the film, Betelgeuse is sitting in the afterlife's waiting room, and his ticket number indicates that he'll be waiting for a very long time. CHARLES: I am very good at sex. (a beat.) Part of the confusion might be due to some rewrites that happened on the "Beetlejuice" script. ROCKET trots off in the direction of town. CHARLES: Maxie! You ripe old bastard. I died with this sash. But hes my monster. the most twisted wedding scenes in movie history. CHARLES: I already did change. CHARLES: I see! BEETLEJUICE: (sinisterly.) BEETLEJUICE: WHY GOD-SLASH-SATAN, DID YOU SEND THESE BED WETTERS? ADAM: Well that wasnt very nice. BEETLEJUICE: THAT IS THE SOUND, OF CLEAN, WHITE, SHORTS TURNING BROWN, LYDIA: THE SOUND OF A SCREAM, IS MUSIC TO ME, A SOUND THAT SAYS FIFTEEN YEARS FULL-TIME THERAPY, BEETLEJUICE: TRAUMA AND FEAR, IT SINGS IN MY EAR, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE AROUND, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. ADAM: Well, why do we have to make them say it? BEETLEJUICES: ALL WE WANNA DO IS HEAR THAT SOUND. <> It didn't work. In short, just about nothing. Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. Eventually Skaaren's changes led to a variety of limbos appearing in the film, with the most iconic being the area around Saturn with its monstrous worms. BEETLEJUICE: Holy crap! Now rise, and be released from death! BEETLEJUICE: Wait, wait, wait COME ON! Im going to suck your ghostinto it and trap it there forever!. We used to live here. THE MAITLANDS: (creepily.) GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD. BEETLEJUICE: Woah! BARBARA: There are two kinds of people in this world. BEETLEJUICE: I wanted to help you guys, its literally all I wanted, but the two of you are helpless. So, goodbye. Official Screenwriting Blog of The Black List, Lydia is looking around curiously. DELIA: Charles! Mmmmmm, yes! BEETLEJUICE Oh, theyre both gonna get it. 6. Lets say we are dead thats bad, obviously, but hey, maybe! Give me just one more BEETLEJUICE: It's showtime! And Ive got a plan. I didnt like strangers when I was alive. Where the contestants suck and the host is very angry, because his plan to become alive just went balls up! Lets get you finished! Youre under so much stress, you must relax! After that, Betelgeuse is entirely focused on the wedding. ADAM: Do you mean us? ADAM: (BARBARA screams.) Now, heres the plan; I cant make the living say my name, but with a little help from me, those newlydeads can. Bubbles of air come up from the bottom and break on the surface. BARBARA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? Nothin' at all! It's not about that. Growing up in the late '80s/early '90s, watching Beetlejuice with your friends was pretty much a rite of passage. Thats the problem! But somehow, someway, you gotta make 'em see ya. Eh, it was worth a shot. All the guests are. Unless of course, its a murder suicide, which makes for a very awkward eternity. ADAM: Wed love it! Every dead person gets one, but since youre not actually dead, wanna see a sad puppet show? Im so glad you could make it! Lets save Lydia and get the hell out of here. In February 2022,Deadline reported that Brad Pitt's production studio had signed on to finally launch a sequel to Tim Burton's 1988 hit, but in October the director threw a bit of cold water on the announcement, responding to a question about the potential sequel by saying, "I only know if I'm making a film when I'm actually on the set shooting"(also via Deadline). We have two days to make this a model home. What if shes possessed? BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, Dad! A fall from that height? Not answering! LYDIA: But Dad, theres no one in it. Hes a monster. Gonna go on a little vision quest, find my dad. These ghosts are gonna make us a fortune! She would start drinking, and Id be like Mom stop drinking. 9 0 obj LYDIA: Okay. Delilah BEETLEJUICE: We didnt hang out much, Charles! BEETLEJUICE: So then, I was like Lets do this! Okay, new plan. CHARLES: That demon with the stupid hair, hell be waiting for us. Ill marry you! (chuckling.) You are never gonna regret this! BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING! We invisibles have to stick together! We did kill someone though. 8ER3o(Rq"clvHS"6iElP:Q-S2S2zPQ];=SkZBJ#rpB\Yrp0>Y* P~h0wK6aD- :QwFs@pSt*B[.WS3>:Q)t/{\L*q8a1? And here we are sneaking around like two teenagers at a church picnic. (a beat.) LYDIA: Mother nearest, heart how dearest. BARBARA comes up beside him. What does that mean? Yes, its been very creepy. MONSTER BEETLEJUICE: We come for your daughter, Chuck! I have a chance to see her again, please! Hey, I get it! BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah? Wait! You know, socially liberal, but fiscally conservative. Entertainment. I was blown away, she said. In the world of the dead? We were told living people ignore the strange and unusual. I cancelled the exorcist, and Ive hired someone better. Were going to change that (rings triangle.) TAKE YOUR PLACES I WANT SCARY FACES NOW GO! What else do you have to do, Mami? BEETLEJUICE: Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes, please say yes. Id like to meet my fianc, Delia. THE MAITLANDS: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE? One of the most famous movies of the 1980s, Beetlejuice, is a classic American fantasy comedy released in 1988. Draw a door, go home! I don't even like pottery! C'MON, DROP YOUR PANTIES I'M TRYING TO FILL YA, WITH WISDOM AND SKILL AND THE INSTINCT TO KILL. LYDIA: I dont know! 123! Are you all right? BARBARA: This is the first nice moment weve had sincesince we died. ADAM: That guy! BEETLEJUICE: No, she did! About Lydia. Your father was trying to hide you from us. Let me ask you a question. DELIA: Dont worry Otho, well put you in the Soulbox! Adam, youre boring. Climb onto something! Its like against the law at my house. LYDIA: Hey Beetlejuice! They employ a certain bio-exorcist to help push the Deetzes out of their home and, well, all hell breaks loose. BEETLEJUICE: Okay, plan B! WebWith Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Beetlejuice Wedding animated GIFs to your conversations. AHHH! Delia must have spent a small fortune reworking the place, but in the final scene of the film, the ground floor appears to have been reverted to the way it looked when the Maitlands lived there. Delia, that was just the wind. All ganging up against the mean lady from hell! Did you think I wasnt coming back? Where are you going? Last Updated on April 24, 2023. So, Im selling our house. *ZmAfkG>(#@p`DhJ(xVzL(|K e1bu5a4&,xhw21f3dv})v{p^'r:1~d._I9/Svjii'q?b@]|)`F6^{)nt]{ZAKU(S,Tx[Ezy8wC6C3ZjiG}ge9j,QFtz#Zpz&Z|?vUZhTYawY:~2QnFy`=W=0yf? KJ NR{}Y[ZT0UjPv'8M}}vax6EIZxUOU%U*uK68DNUr%~nDt#7 N7r@4qKN5\(H o9\&I~A'IsRB>}$Q\M6yAaCn]jNRr:TEfW=U%h]K^}2#5~cdY`h\%4ejrg(;w4K]jZ1uIq)UaR?nQ&$RIv|r$,hm7)RiSU$usldeiN=d+&,QFIq. EVEN, LIKE, A TAX ATTORNEY WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER, SOMEBODY WITH GRAVITAS SOMEBODY TO FEAR WHO, ADAM: Excuse me, Mr. Beetlejuice we can kind of hear you. Oldest trick in the book! When she's finished doing her work on the home, it looks like something a modern interior designer might have a nightmare about after eating too much pizza right before bed. Adam, we need a door. I wish I was still alive, I WAS DRIVING LAMBORGHINIS SIPPING SUPER-DRY MARTINIS, AN UNHAPPY BEAUTY QUEEN WHO DREAMED TO BE MISS ARGENTINA, I WOULD'VE STUCK IT OUT KNOWING WHAT LIFE'S ABOUT, I WOULD HAVE LOOKED WITHIN AND LET LOVE IN SOMEHOW, SEE A SHRINK CALL A PRIEST ASK THE RECENTLY DECEASED, DEATH IS FINAL AND YOU CANNOT PRESS REWIND, SKYDIVER: DON'T JUMP WHEN THE LIGHT IS RED, TOASTER LADY: TOASTERS SHOULD BE USED FOR BREAD, FOOTBALL PLAYER: NIETZSCHE WAS RIGHT, Y'KNOW, TO LIVE IS TO SUFFER, BRO, I WOULD'VE LAUGHED AND DANCED AND LANCED EVERY SACRED COW, 'CAUSE LIFE IS SHORT BUT DEATH IS SUPER LONG, MISS ARGENTINA: IF I KNEW THEN (IF I KNEW), ALL: I WOULD'VE CROSSED EVERY LINE AND DRANK ALL THE WINE, I WOULD RIDE THE HIGHS AND CHERISH THE LOWS, GOING, IT'S A QUICK TRICK 'ROUND THE RODEO, MISS ARGENTINA: SO BEFORE THEY LOWER THE CURTAIN, BE CERTAIN TO ENJOY THE SHOW, ENSEMBLE: LIFE IS SHORT BUT DEATH IS LONG HERE, ONE MINUTE THEN IT'S GONE. After all that work and sacrifice, you might expect them to try and hold onto the house forever, but despite how "Beetlejuice" ends, there's one fairly solid indication that before too long, the Deetzes will leave Winter River behind. Oh, my God! Lady, you're forgetting something! '1+fZA7AMQ.neN0.1($KKs*n~Y+flM8=& )4. hHNSL Devoted wife to Charles, beloved mother to Lydia. LYDIA: What's goin' on, Delia? IS SIMPLY A MANIFESTATION OF MOTHERLY PANIC, AREN'T YOU CREATING A WAY OF TRANSLATING THE TERROR, HIDING AWAY SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO FACE BEING A BAD MOM, ADAM AND BARBARA: SOON ENOUGH, OUR HOPES AND OUR DREAMS WILL BE CRUSHED. Besides, Delia might already be eyeballing a piece of property in Hawaii. DELIA: I dont see race. LYDIA: Dad! Now you remember what my guru Otho says! ), ADAM: Somebody do something! BARBARA: It was SO hard! Because of her, I got to live, briefly, very briefly, and can I just say something? You dont recognize me? 7 0 obj He can't be seen by any living people, but he needs a living person to say his name three times to make him visible, and for one to marry him to fully resurrect him. BARBARA: So, now what? All recently deceased individuals, form a line! It has u but doesnt have a me. And life is the only way out! Youre leaving me? (a beat.) Put er there! The house's resident ghosts, Adam and Barbara Maitland, are friendly enough, but they want to be left alone to enjoy their afterlife in peace and Lydia's business-minded father and avant-garde artist stepmother pose a serious threat to their serenity. Im bringing my mom back! DELIA: Dont you worry Charles, if we make it look fabulous, no one will ever know its actually crushingly insecure and older than it says it is. Setup: A couple of recently deceased ghosts contract the services of a bio-exorcist in order to remove the obnoxious new owners of their house. I love it! Oh father dear! MOVER 2: Eh, who cares, its going to the dump! DELIA: Lydia, we talked about this sad, saddy, sadness stuff, yeah? ROCKET is standing on the bridge staring into the water. When Adam and Barbara first turn down his services, he refuses to take no for an answer, and later in the film he finds his way back into the heart of the drama when he attempts to marry Lydia. Strangers. There are so many small details that make "Beetlejuice" a memorable movie, but the intricate designs of the film's sets definitely stand out. You are like ice! Betelgeuse agrees to help Lydia save the Maitlands if she'll marry him, but his reasons for wanting to get hitched in the first place aren't exactly clear. No! It couldve been bad! Yeah. Shade Maternal, Fate Infernal. JUNO: STOP! <> Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual. <> And we should tell her that! Everything was the way it used to be. LYDIA: I cant open it. GIRL SCOUT: THIS IS IT THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, WISHING, HOPING, WORKING, AND PRAYING FOR, THE DAY MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN DELAYING FOR YEARS, IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT THAT THEY'RE OVERPROTECTIVE, I WAS BORN WITH ARRHYTHMIA MY HEART IS DEFECTIVE, ONLY TAKES ONE SHOCK AND I COULD BE DEAD FROM THE FEAR, THE GIRL SCOUTS HELPED MY HEART GROW STRONG, THEY'D HAVE MY BACK IF ANYTHING WENT WRONG WITH ME, DISTRACT ME FROM THE FACT THAT MY HEART COULD STOP.
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