Do you wanna go out with me? : And here you all are. well faster than the first rumor about me spread. : : Woodchuck Todd What is with you gays? Actually I dated him for a long time. Although we were kind of hoping you'd get "knocked up" so we'd have a second shot at raising kids, really do it right this time. Tom Cruise? Also starring: Penn Badgley, Amanda Bynes, Dan Byrd, Thomas Haden Church, Patricia Clarkson, Stanley Tucci, Lisa Kudrow, Malcolm McDowell and Aly Michalka. Olive Penderghast You know, you call me bitch a lot, okay. Evan : [V.O, about Maryanne's group] Interview: Casting Directors Brett Benner and Debby Romano Talk Shrinking, Finding Actors and More, Interview: Jeremy Davis on Playing Olaf in Frozen, Costume Mishaps and Making the Role His Own, Interview: Casting Director Kim Coleman on Five Days at Memorial, Self-Tape Tips and Portraying Real People, MasterCard Presents: Broadway Beat's Priceless Moments #12 Megan Mullally, Easy A (Rosemary): Your father and I are totally supportive, Easy A (Mr. Griffith): Im hearing things, Olive. Okay. : Blech! So it's his choice that he's a fourth year senior who can't pass any test he takes? You are on crack! But then, tell me this: assuming there is a Hell Pastor all you need to know. Any I left out? I wanna be in detention! What's going on, honey? [to Evan, about their imaginary tryst] I'd be the dirtiest skank they've ever seen. Ew! You completely missed the point. Brandon The consent submitted will only be used for data processing originating from this website. : Never underestimate the power of extremists like Marianne. Olive: Thats the one thing that trumps religion: capitalism. Easy A - i want my life to be like in the 80's movies - YouTube : Olive: Whatever happened to chivalry? : Craig Gillespie made the unique decision to capture the memorable Cruella moment with a handheld camera that gives a close-up view of Emma Stone's face as her makeup bleeds and she delivers a . : Olive Penderghast But its so hard, its so hard because they keep doing it, over and over again. [believes he's talking about sex] : Olive: Tom Cruise? I was just wondering if there's a minster around? Dear God, dear Lord, tell me you didn't marry and have children with him! The kind that does it, or the kind that does it and doesn't have the lady-balls to tell her friend? Evan : Brandon Brandon Chip : : Easy A Monologue, Olive (Emma Stone). The Monologue Games He said something about askin' for your hand in marriage! Unmatched by anything you have heretofore experienced including cake. : What is the bookstore that Olive visits that has books on the outside of the store. Welcome. What if I told you I wanna be dragged into it? Bookstore guy I had a horrible reputation and people said awful things about me. : Olive Penderghast Dude, that's not gonna make people think you're straight. : Marianne Disclaimer: Daily Actor at times uses affiliate links to sites like Amazon.com, streaming services, and others. Woodchuck Todd Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson in the film) tells Olive (Emma Stone) about her past. Olive, do what you got to do, let your freak flag fly. : Whether I liked it or not, I had *a lot* of customers. Emma Stone's role in "Easy A" earned the actress her first Golden Globe nomination in 2011. Every so often she would have to walk around outside to stretch her muscles from sitting so long. : Actually that happened a couple-few times before we got caught. Goodbye, Evan. : Right above the Orient. Hey Olive. I was just wondering what your church's stance on lying and adultery was? : : Woodchuck Todd I just want you to know your father and I are totally supportive. Do you know how embarrassing it is; finding out you slept with some gay dude from *Jackie Rudedsky*? I might even lose my virginity to him. : : Oh, I have seventeen years worth of anecdotal proof that He does. Brandon Rhiannon Tell me! The things that make you most mad about the world tend to be the things that you hate in yourself. Rhiannon Olive Penderghast Perhaps you should GET a wardrobe, you abominable twat. Are you accusing me of nepotism? : Waiting for me outside the bedroom door for me to kiss Todd. : Olive Penderghast They sense any weaknesses, they pounce like jungle cats. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Can I get you a beer? : : : No judgment, but you kind of look like a stripper. I always pegged you for a south paw. Everyone knows Emma Stone can memorize lines, but she surprisingly memorized a monologue from a movie made a year before she was born. The family member of the week gets to pick the movie. I also heard he gave you crabs. No judgement, but you kind of look like striper 20% off of Bath and Body Works. : Sign in to rate and Watchlist for personalized recommendations. And if there's one thing worse than chlamydia, it's Florida. : : There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency. Oh, it's nothing. (points to the sky) His. [in Woodchuck costume carrying head] I knew he wasn't Latino, but for some reason all these shady backdoor deals had me talking like Carlito. : A harlot. Thank you! Unmatched by anything you have heretofore experienced including cake. Fine. It's not true. Unavailable on an ad-supported plan due to licensing restrictions. [Not believing her] Olive Penderghast It's right over there. Well, actually I told one person, but you know how these things work. : Ha Rosemary Emma Stone Nails Steve Martin's Planes, Trains & Automobiles Monologue I don't know what your generation's fascination is with documenting your every thought but I can assure you, they're not all diamonds. The books you read in class always seem to have a strong connection with whatever angsty adolescent drama is being recounted. If you enjoy, please like and subscribe and also. Screw all these people, Olive! Right below our feet. I liked Todd much better when he was topless. You'd think, but Principal Gibbons is a homophobe, which is why I called him a fascist. You know, maybe in five minutes, or tonight, or six months from now, or maybe on the night of our wedding. : Olive Penderghast This is my side, the right one. Home Monologues Easy A (Rosemary): I had a similar situation when I was your age. Ah, that Roman. Rhiannon And then he skipped town with a big, hulking black guy! Olive Penderghast Which brings us to Part Two. : It is updated for this generation of teens - replete with FaceBook, texting and webcam. What's your problem? Brandon : Olive Penderghast How's it going? Because I slept with a whole bunch of people. But a lot of people hate me now. Rhiannon Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Brandon, just a couple hours ago, you told me you were Kinsey 6 gay. I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I consider this. Which really is just my obnoxious way of saying lies travel fast. : Wooo! Rosemary Your parents didn't. [welcoming Brandon into her upstairs bedroom] : [talking to Marianne] : Olive Penderghast That boy from yesterday just dropped this off for you Olive Penderghast Brandon : Really? Mom! You get family member of the week every week. Olive Penderghast You know, the sad thing is, Evan, if you'd been a gentleman and maybe asked me out on a date, I might've said yes. : His. : She is the most popular girl in school. : Drop them in the comments. : Mr. Griffith :
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