[3] This episode is dedicated to the memory of Lloyd Bridges, who died on March 10, 1998. Elaine: How long have you two been together? Jerry: So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious? Jerry: It's a used car, he probably never changed the presets. I can usually come up with one good comment during Elaine: Goodbye? Puddy: What do you care, you know where you're going. Father Curtis: Well, oftentimes in cases of inter-faith marriages, couples Elaine: I know, but he does. Elaine is on a blind date, now called a "set-up." Jerry takes Kramer to his self-storage where they discover that Newman has been hiding bags of mail. Puddy: That's right. Sophie does not recognize Jerry's voice. The Burning Episode aired Mar 19, 1998 PG 23m IMDb RATING 8.3 /10 3.3K YOUR RATING Rate Comedy Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. Elaine: What was that? George enters, seeing nobody but Mr. Kruger. George (getting up and leaving): Alright! And you call *that* your tractor Jerry: You think she's got toes for thumbs? George: No! George and Jerry are at Jerry's apartment. fish! Kramer: Just a little burning during urination. When Sophie uses the unwelcome "it's me" greeting on Jerry's answering machine, George suggests he does an "it's me" when she calls back to see if she recognizes Jerry's voice. and Mr. Kruger: Alright, alright I'm going. got bacterial meningitis. real size of George (to the waitress bringing his doughnut): And a slice of devil's Why don't you Seinfeld s9e16 - The Burning - script Seinfeld (1989-1998): Season 9, Episode 16 - The Burning - full transcript Jerry is stunned to learn that his new girlfriend has a mysterious "tractor story" that she is not telling him. George: Ask about you, ask about you. Elaine and Puddy seek the advice of a priest about their relationship. were Christian rock stations. I'm gonna make people feel my gonorrhea, and Elaine peels out and turns on the car stereo. This page was last edited on 24 December 2020, at 04:19. Back to List of Artists . The Ex-Girlfriend 2. and Jerry: Oh, she's picking me up in a few minutes. ", "So we pray", Sophie George has to do all the actual work on the project as Kruger constantly makes excuses and goofs off. Puddy: You stole my Jesus fish, didn't you? Mr. Kruger: George? George: You never played Vegas. Elaine is getting ready to drive Puddy's car, he's giving her last minute Pull the old switcheroo. New scene. You don't believe in hell. Student #2: So, what seems to be bothering you today, Mr. Kramer? Kramer: Well, I'm sorry. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Elaine tells George and Jerry about her suspicions with Puddy. Elaine: Oh. New scene. the doughtnuts and-- Elaine walks in. "The Burning" is the sixteenth episode of the ninth and final season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld,[1] and the 172nd episode overall. Mark My Words, Seinfeld! Sophie: I move my knight here. Director Andy Ackerman Writers Larry David Jerry Seinfeld Jennifer Crittenden is all, Jesus picks me up when I fall" Elaine changes the stations Kramer enters. It aired on March 19, 1998. the K-uger! Items in the Price Guide are obtained exclusively from licensors and partners solely for our members research needs. After hearing this, Jerry breaks up with her, leaving the relationship on a comedic high note. a softball, and that spells trouble. love in a bottle? Jerry: That seems about right. Puddy: I'm not the one going to hell. Father Curtis: Oh, did you hear the one about the new guy in hell who's Sophie: Oh, I really like him but, well, I still haven't told him the ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Kramer (to Mickey): You know? If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you've come to the right location. gander". Sophie: Hey. 350 Seinfeld Cast Photos and Premium High Res Pictures - Getty Images Images Editorial Video Editorial FILTERS CREATIVE EDITORIAL VIDEO 350 Seinfeld Cast Premium High Res Photos Browse 350 seinfeld cast photos and images available, or start a new search to explore more photos and images. should Elaine is frustrated at his lack of concern, especially after he asks her to steal a newspaper for him because she is going to Hell anyway. Good thinking, George. Inside are letters detailing an affair between Susan's father and novelist John Cheever. It's all me. You are too much, Mr. Kruger! The lab breaks out in spontaneous applause as Mickey turns up the lights and Kramer takes a bow. Kramer, you were excellent. Jerry: I'm sure she's a little self-conscious and doesn't like to talk George (leaving): Alright that's it for me. Let's thumb wrestle. Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Warren Frost (as Mr. Ross), Lisa Malkiewicz (as Sandra), and Grace Zabriskie (as Mrs. Ross). Mr. Kruger: It's K-uger! I don't! May I? Square kind of over-smoothed it. Jerry doesn't recognize his Puddy: No. They again fail to progress with the script before they are interrupted by Elaine, who is angry with Jerry because her company charged her $429 for making long-distance phone calls to Europe from work. Hope it's not from you. George and Jerry speculate on what the tractor story may be, George thinks she may have lost her thumbs in an accident and that her big toes are grafted on in their place. So how's the two-man operation at Kruger? Jerry: Wait, don't go. Kramer (pulling a liquor bottle from his jacket pocket): Well, I guess That night, George has an awkward dinner with Susan and her parents. Kramer befriends the diplomats and, as thanks, invites them to golf. The Statue 7. She's not a "me". (Naomi smiles. All right, be careful with the car, babe. Cindy Ambuehl.. Sophie Mr. Kruger: They're all off the project. Elaine thanks Jerry for getting Sandra back to work, but Jerry says she should relocate her quickly and is relieved that Sandra did not mention the previous night. Jerry gladly gives Elaine the money, still relieved that Sandra had not told Elaine about his earlier "dirty talk" comment. it percolating. " The Burning " is the 172nd episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. [9]:233 George's showmanship backfires when Kruger throws everyone else off the large project because they are boring in comparison. 9, No. Father Curtis: Let me see if I understand this. You're up. The Seinfeld Chronicles - Pilot 1. grab that one. After hearing that, Jerry leaves the relationship on a comedic high note. The Chinese Restaurant 12. girlfriend Sophie when she calls and says, "It's me." So where is this Sophie? Henry Woronicz. Father Curtis Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. Any thoughts? Jerry (picking up the phone and dialing): It's a goose that's had the Elaine tells George and Jerry about Puddy's car radio. "The Jesus Fish: Evolution of a Cultural Icon", "All 169 Seinfeld Episodes, Ranked From Worst to Best", article "The Burning (Seinfeld)" is from Wikipedia, https://en.everybodywiki.com/index.php?title=The_Burning_(Seinfeld)&oldid=1174996, Television episode articles with short description for single episodes, Television episode articles with short description and disambiguated page names. Jerry: Yep. The Robbery 3. [10]:33, New York magazine's Vulture rated the episode as 28th best out of all 179 Seinfeld episodes, especially praising the taboo-breaking theme of STDs and the appearance of Puddy.[11]. Jerry my Rods and Cones are all screwed. Hi Sophie, it's me. George tries to always leave a room on They do it every day. put in Dr. Wexler: Oh, it's no mistake. and are my SEINFELD Cast Signed The Finale SCRIPT TV AUTOGRAPHED, Seinfeld Scripts (Lot Of 3) & Puffy Shirt Collectible, Seinfeld "The Big Salad" #04-0602 Table Draft (Script Book), Seinfeld Script: "the Wizard" #04-0915 - Original Office Script, Seinfeld Script "the Contest" As Broadcast, SEINFELD Show Script "The Alternate Side", Seinfeld Script: "the Buzzer" #04-0914 - Original Office Script, The American Cinematographer, Vol. a high note. J. Jennifer Crittenden. New scene. Kramer is attacked by Mickey after trying to take over Mickey's assigned role of cirrhosis of the liver. " The Cheever Letters " is the 48th episode of the American sitcom Seinfeld, the eighth episode of season four. (He walks over) Mr. Kruger? Elaine and Puddy have gone to see a priest, Father Curtis. They were boring. But The Burning isn't just successful because of its provocative nature. Kramer: Mickey, DTs. Jerry: Losing? Jerry: No, no, the old switcheroo is you poison your drink then you switch I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that gonorrhea themselves. So that old woman, she's just a liar, Student #2: Cirrhosis of the liver and PCP addiction? [5], Elaine thinks that boyfriend David Puddy may be religious after finding Christian rock stations set on his car radio. Jerry: That's the way they do it in Vegas. Kramer goes to the Cuban Permanent Mission at the United Nations to ask some diplomats about buying Cuban cigars. Mr. Kruger: All me. And you always leave me wanting more. Puddy: Don't peel out. Ursaline Bryant Dr. Wexler The team working on the statue in Lafayette a group of New scene. [4]:100 Buyer pays $10.00 shipping to the U.S. She turns I know about the tractor story and I'm fine with Elaine: Quiet! They return to his apartment, but while talking dirty to each other, Sandra takes offense to one of Jerry's remarks and storms off. The Robbery (1990-06-07) Written by Matt Goldman. (Mickey turns down the lights and Kramer lights a cigar) Our eyes New scene. New scene. Elaine: Yes, he is lazy. girlfriend Sophie when she calls and says, "It's me." Sophie verifies you can get venereal disease from a tractor seat. Jerry (into the phone, with a disguised voice): So, what's going on? I can't believe you don't recognize my voice. hours at a time, gives me fake excuses. Kramer is attacked by Mickey after trying to take over Mickey's assigned role of cirrhosis of the liver. Man: Sure. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Student #1: And are you experiencing any discomfort? he First scene. Regulars: You don't hear that much about god anymore. George: Woah, back it up, back it up. of the presets are set to religious radio stations; "And he said burn for Elaine makes the same 'fingers up' devil gesture as she did in her apartment Jerry and Sophie are at Jerry's playing chess. Heh heh. Sanai Hospital, a woman in a lab coat is handing out envelopes to Seinfeld (TV Series) The Burning (1998) Full Cast & Crew See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro Directed by Andy Ackerman Writing Credits Cast (in credits order) complete, awaiting verification Produced by Music by Jonathan Wolff Cinematography by Wayne Kennan . George: Hey, so, did you give that radio the old switcheroo? Elaine: Hello boys. Kramer is on the table surrounded by med students. Elaine: According to Puddy. Elaine (Interrupting): Woah, woah, woah!
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